In the annals of political writing, you would be hard-pressed to find a more ridiculous piece of dreck than the latest column by The New Republic Senior Editor Jonathan Chait on "Why a McCain Presidency Wouldn’t Be So Bad." And if the title alone doesn’t convince you of that, consider the reasons Chait gives, because despite recognizing that McCain has flip-flopped on every issue large and small in the interest of political expediency, that he lies and has anger issues, Chait says:
Yet, somehow, I still feel some pangs of affinity for the old codger. Where Bush is peevish, entitled, and insecure, McCain's charming, ironic, and self-deprecating.
Great. Chait would rather have a beer with John McCain, so let's elect him. It gets worse:
A president sets the tone for our public discourse, and McCain is pretty easy to take. His demagoguery comes with an awkward forced smile, which doesn't make it more forgivable but does make it less irritating.
As for his substantive views, they do (now) closely resemble Bush's. Yet the upside to a candidate who changes his philosophical orientation as often as McCain is that he could always switch back.
Yes, Mr. Chait, a McCain presidency might not be so bad because the angry, lying Senator who, except for when it comes to war, switches his position as often as (most) people change their underwear, just might change his views again. Let’s bet the country on that hope.
And this?
The best aspect of a McCain presidency is that, while it would probably follow the policies of George W. Bush, it would put an end to the politics of Karl Rove...A McCain presidency would promise to dismantle the whole Rovian method that has torn open such a deep wound in the national psyche.
So, a McCain presidency would continue with the disastrous policies of George Bush (unless he changes his mind, of course), but on the bright side, it would end the politics of Karl Rove? Apparently like McCain, Chait hasn't mastered "the google."
- "Karl Rove, the president’s top political hand since his Texas days, recently gave money to McCain and soon after had a private conversation with the senator. A top McCain adviser said both Mehlman and Rove are now informally advising the campaign. Rove refused to detail his conversation with McCain."
- "The elevation of Steve Schmidt -- who worked closely with Karl Rove --
The move is the latest sign of increasing influence of veterans of Rove's shop in the McCain operation. Nicolle Wallace, who was communications director for Bush in the 2004 campaign (and in his White House) has joined the campaign as a senior adviser, and will travel with McCain every other week. Greg Jenkins, another veteran of Rove's operation who is a former Fox News producer and director of presidential advance in the Bush White House, was hired by Schmidt last week after a series of what McCain's advisers acknowledged were poorly executed campaign events."
- "Generally speaking, Rove's advice is action-oriented and useful," said another senior consultant to the McCain camp. "It's always well received." This McCain adviser noted that Rove talks periodically to Black and a few other top campaign aides on several key matters. "It can be policy ideas, messaging ideas, fundraising prospects, or people who need calls from someone in the campaign." Rove is "part of the information network that the campaign has," this adviser said, adding that Rove talks fairly regularly to such key people as Wayne Berman, a major fundraiser for McCain; Nicolle Wallace, a communications adviser; and Steve Schmidt, a senior aide."
Chait finishes by saying:
What can I say? Bush has lowered my standards.
...which brings to mind that old expression:
It is better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
It's official. Jonathan Chait is a fool.